I was born in 1983

Monday, April 6 @ 2:10

Reblogged from doandordie:
What number do downs-y kids call on soapdishes while playing with toy kitchens? The Butterball hotline?
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LMAO at “The Butterball Hotline?” hahahaha! My sister had something similar to this.
p.s. Serious Face Rant: Why do toy makers want all girls to pretend to be adults? Toy makeup, toy kitchens, toy high heels, etc.
Why stop there? Gerber should come out with appletini juice for toddlers. Pedialite should have a Cosmo flavor with a free plastic Martini glass. Mattel should bust out with a Divorce Barbie featuring sympathy court tears.
Newborn babies??? That’s what toddler girls should play with? I guess the greybeards wanna keep women in the kitchen cooking chicken whilst pregnant.
Yup. I just went there. I used the word “whilst.”

What number do downs-y kids call on soapdishes while playing with toy kitchens? The Butterball hotline?

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LMAO at “The Butterball Hotline?” hahahaha! My sister had something similar to this.

p.s. Serious Face Rant: Why do toy makers want all girls to pretend to be adults? Toy makeup, toy kitchens, toy high heels, etc.

Why stop there? Gerber should come out with appletini juice for toddlers. Pedialite should have a Cosmo flavor with a free plastic Martini glass. Mattel should bust out with a Divorce Barbie featuring sympathy court tears.

Newborn babies??? That’s what toddler girls should play with? I guess the greybeards wanna keep women in the kitchen cooking chicken whilst pregnant.

Yup. I just went there. I used the word “whilst.”

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