I was born in 1983

Remember these cheap things?  Remember puting it in your pocket when it was full?  Hahaha, mr, wet pockets!  That’ll teach you for trying to act all cool.  OK, they weren’t that leaky.  Aiming it at your friend to make it look like they peed their pants.  That’ll teach him for laughing at my idea of “Dude, what if it was filled with gasoline and then I put a match?  It’d be hecka like a flamethrower.”